ASIAN TEST

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You watch anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[ ] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 4/10

[ ] You style your hair
[ ] You have a xanga/bebo/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 8/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] Your parents own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child (LOL, oh no..)
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February..
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted (In China she does, but everyone in China does--- Wait..)
[ ] You can do the Rubik's cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games

X's so far: 15/30

[ ] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, The Pillows, High & Mighty Color, Orange Range, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK (LOL, I've heard of them ALL.)
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times ..
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school (LOLLL, so true.)

X's so far: 22/40

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[ ] You have/had a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played Final Fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 25/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[ ] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had Pocky/Yan Yan/High Chew before
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission, she replies, "Ask your dad."
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[ ] You have tasted durian
[ ] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You have eaten dog or snake
[x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are (What. WHY?!)

X's so far: 30/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[x] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids
[ ] You eat everything with chopsticks
[ ] You hang/hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT (LOLLLLLL. 800.)
[ ] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 35/70

[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[x] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[ ] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife" (Wait, really? D:)
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[ ] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it
[x] You love hot pot (Not exactly "love," but I like it.)

X's so far: 40/80

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[ ] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[ ] You give fruits as gifts
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things (LOLLLL. Oh. D:)
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you

X's so far: 46/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[x] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[x] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

Total: 56/100

Damn, I'm not as Asian as I thought. Just above 1/2. But look at the last section: everything. DD: LOL.

Yay for not doing homework!